Chad Disaster Recovery

Disaster can happen to anyone at any time. Having and practicing an evacuation plan can save time and ultimately lives in a time of crisis.

1. Move from your imported office chair to the garbage bin and pickup your hedge fund statements. Do not worry about your laptop. It’s the responsibility of your IT department to have your data backed up.

2. Quickly shred all your important financial data. These important statements might contain account and balance information.

3. Pick up your Timbuk2 bag, iPod and Red Eye from your office side table. The Red Eye and iPod will offer some entertainment during the two hours while the building is deemed “OK” after the fire alarm is pulled by accident by a dumb intern.

4. Grab your J-Crew jacket. You can offer it to a cold Trixie as she is waiting outside on Franklin or LaSalle Street.

5. Proceed out of your office to the nearest stairwell. Do not use the elevators. Make sure to assist any Trixie in high shoes; you might be able to get a date off of the night in shinning armor route.

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