Street cleaning has started again the Village. Be sure to stay up to date on times and locations so you won’t recieve one of the horrible orange citations.

Ward43 Street Cleaning Schedule

Dear Drunk Trixie, Please do not cause traffic to backup on Armitage at 9:15 PM on a Friday when you were drunk trying to get a cab to your girlfriend’s loft in order to drink some blush wine and talk about how Chad ‘totally blew you off’ at the bar.  He just isn’t into you.I had to put the Jeep out of gear, stop, wait and then speed up only to stop in 10 feet because you were a drunken mess.

Brent

In this example, Ms. Drunk Trixie was trying to get an eastbound cab on Armitage. She hailed the cab in the middle of the street, slowly climbed in while the cab was blocking the entire intersection during the endeavor. Please remember the Intersection Rule and get into the cab at the curb after the intersection as to let traffic continue to flow.

Make your own dude complete with Miller Lite, Labrador and gym shorts.

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Lpchad always recommends having a leisure book being actively read on the train to and from work. It keeps you sharp and promotes the ability to interject witty comments in a bland conversation. “I’ve been reading the book by Tim Green…”. People will take notice.

Here’s the overview: You’ve got a hot wife that commands the room anywhere you go and the potential to pull off a multimillion dollar deal. Certain people stand in the way and you are not sure who had to stay and who has to go. Corporate politics, secret service, money and a hot wife – what else do you need in a book?

Chad recommended, on Amazon.com for $7.99.

Lincoln Park, Skokie, New York, London, Prague and even Logan Square - these are some of the places where Verizon has roaming agreements that will allow for non-interrupted service in more than 60 countries. The BlackBerry 8830 World Edition from Research In Motion promises glorious connectivity for the Chad on the go.

 
Credit: Research In Motion

My main issue is not with the service providor, but with the color of the phone, silver? I want this to come out in matte black or grey; only defective people carry silver phones. They obliviously didn’t have a marketing Trixie working on this launch.