Dec 20 2006
The Highland Park Mom
Corner Bakery in Highland Park is the perfect place to observe a failed version of the Lincoln Park Trixie. Every afternoon, while their husbands are out being rich and trading money, the Highland Park mom brings her brat children to Corner Bakery since she lacks in baking skills and can use her husband’s income to buy lunch. While conversing with her neighborhood friend, her children run rampant around the facility. They snack on macaroni or grilled cheese while the mothers gossip and discuss plans to “go back to school” and “get involved more” with groups such as the PTA or neighborhood association.
Red - Highland Park Mom
Green - Brat Children
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Here’s a photo of a Highland Parker wearing a Trixie’s t-shirt:
http://flickr.com/photos/yonorthshore/226635736/
[…] The Lincoln Park Chad Society does a fine job ribbing its own Gap Khakis wearing image, and I laugh at their Stella quaffing, alternapeople gawking, Trixie-chading escapades. Except when they go and say something stupid like this: “Every afternoon, while their husbands are out being Jewish and trading money, the Highland Park mom brings her brat children to Corner Bakery since she lacks in baking skills and can use her husband’s income to buy lunch.” […]
“out being jewish and trading money…”
Just in case you and the rest of your hitler youth alumni club dont choke on the CBA bagels invented by our great great great grandparents, rember this post when jewish boss hands you a pink slip…